So there’s me. From Ireland. Living in Australia. A journalist and subeditor – though I have spent years in the Dark Arts of P.R. Gave up the freelance columns when baby number two stopped sleeping in the afternoon. The novel is in progress. With some other creative pursuits. Then someone mentioned a blog.

There’s child #1. She’s 4 and a half. And child #2. She’s 6 and a bit. They chose the hierarchy. I’m not going to argue.